Aaron Johnson

The air is filled with yellow snow, trees are beginning to bud new life, yellow jonquils are waking after a winter nap. All this means one thing; weddings are around the corner.

Most valuable knowledge has escaped me. However, I know something about weddings. Well, the truth is that was an attempt at humility. The truth is I know everything about weddings. When I say “everything” I really mean it. I quit counting at 435 weddings I have performed. I quit because it was like counting the number of inches of scars you have. Fifty-three inches would be the answer to that question.

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